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Why I Didn't Do Your Homework...

  • Teacher:

    Why didn't you do your homework?

  • Me:

    Because you didn't ask any of the questions that I wanted you to askme

  • Teacher:

    But-

  • Me:

    Sir, I am a dolphin and you can NOT put a leash on a dolphin.

  • Teacher:

    Okay, but-

  • Me:

    You just don't see me the way that García López de Cárdenas saw the Gtand Canyon.

  • Teacher:

    Okay, I get it.

  • Me:

    But do you get it and SEE me simultaneously at the same time?

  • Teacher:

    ...

  • Me:

    *Clicks tongue* Crimson leaves, falling.

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